The blaps is one of the most precious things the media offer their audiences. Few serious stories offer quite as much enjoyment as the unintentional slip. Many a dinner pary hovering on the edge of complete collapse, with conversation listless and boring, has been revived by the recounting of a treasured blaps. Of course, they are not all equal. Some are simply stupid, others reveal delightful unintended meanings.
The Master in Charge of Shooting at Bishops is Mr Rodney Warwick
- From the Bishop's Diocesan College website, 29 October 2009
At least someone is in charge of this: we'd hate for there to be indiscriminate shooting of the clergy...
From The Star, 24 April 2007. Funny, we thought they were generally made that way ...
From SABC 3, exact date unavailable. Thanks to Ryan Fortune, who comments: "Yes, folks, the Incredible Comrade Fidel Castro went to University six years before his birth and spent four years underground before busting out." At the tender age of 3, he lead a revolution and became, no doubt, the world's youngest prime minister!.....if you believe the SABC!! Pay your TV license fee....and consider it a charitable donation to the mentally retarded that work there - they obviously need even more help!"
Warning: This picture may offend sensitive Republicans. We don't know where it comes from, but we really like it.
(The Ethiopian Herald, Dec 5 2006)
('Tiger Woods' and 'Psychics' from the site http://headlinehumor.com/headlines1.htm)